well excuuuuuuuuse me Princess!

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wow, its only been ten years since my last post, I almost couldn't see this page with all the cobwebs covering it. *sprays pesticide on monitor*

all three (maybe four) of you are probably raising their devils horns in the air with great triumph, as should be. But for those that aren't, here is a transcript between my cousin and I (yes its sort of a cheap bribe). In this conversation I've had on ICQ, it can only be supposed that we are either a) completely delusional and need to be locked up or b) the most important philosophers since Socrates and Plato. We generally go off on existentialism, horny dolphins and FLYING ENERGY BEINGS!!!111

This all hapenned shortly after we both watched an analysis of NASA footage (2 parts) that some guy pointed out UFOs in and he brings up all these interesting ideas that it completely blew back the hair on our heads, except for the last part, that part sucked. I also felt my penis move, in a three-hunded sixty degree axis, that only happens when Im REALLY excited about something.

Uhm, the grade-school mangling of the English language is completely intentional. Also, he's Polish which makes him not nearly half as smart as I am. (sorry man, haha)

In case you feel ripped off and want a refund, here's tourettesguy, be sure to check out the M&M one. "let me tell you about a porcupine's balls, they're small and he don't give a SHIT!"

I know, its been a long while since that last post. Hopefully I'll start having the good sense to find something stupid to talk about and run over to the blog. Kind of like taking a sweaty dump if you will. Call it blogstipation. I was blogstipated. There, that feels better. *flushes the intraweb toilet*

Till next time...